Unemployed Man Who Wakes Up At 1pm Every Day Upset That Sun Now Sets At 5:30

Unemployed man Misha Estrin who stays up until 5am every morning watching Frazier re-runs is troubled that the sun now sets at 5:30.

“I wish I could have more time to enjoy the sunny day,” says Misha who doesn’t leave his parents’ windowless  basement until 4 ‘o’clock.

Misha hasn’t applied for a job since the accounting position his mom emailed him on Tuesday and claims the lack of sunlight has been holding him back from being productive.

“I’d get a lot more things done if my seasonal depression didn’t kick in 4 hours after I woke up,” says Misha while inserting Wedding Crashers into his DVD player.

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