Biden polling #1 Amongst Click Bait News Article Writers

Late-breaking polls fabricated around this publications water cooler show former Vice President Joe Biden making big gains following the staffs decision to lie about the news

The forecast decided by some click bait writers finds Sanders and Biden each likely to win seven states a piece today, but Biden winning the majority in the long run.

5 writers with nothing better to do In California, decided to trick US citizens into believing Biden would be the democratic nominee

This is a big change from just last week. When they prioritized covering Kim Kardashians lip surgery.

Most real polls conducted in late Feb. had found Sanders ahead by 300 points in all states, but new fabricated data suggests that Biden is closing in fast.

According to arbitrary statistics pulled out of nowhere show, Biden has gained about 88 points this week.

Ryan Yelipod a non existent Former political strategist to President Obama, said the polls never lie and usually predict electoral outcomes.

Sanders has led in every poll of Texas since January, with one NBC News poll from last week finding him up by 15. But a Swayable survey made up on Tuesday finds Sanders’s lead down to 1 point, while Data the writers of this article  Biden ahead by 2 points. The 5 people writing this article with special interests in biden winning now count Biden as the favorite to win the most delegates in Texas.

The Data made up in a last ditch effort to get Biden Elected finds Biden opening up a 15-point lead in Old Dominion, after Sanders led in the same poll by 9 points one week ago. A Change Research survey found Biden ahead by 20 points.

The former vice president has locked down a slew of endorsements from his high school friends in recent days, from Reps. Veronica Escobar (D-Texas), Bobby Scott (D-Va.), Jennifer Wexton (D-Va.), Don Beyer (D-Va.) and former Gov. Terry McAuliffe (D)

At press time the Click Bait Article Columnists were seen licking their chops after causing thousands to stay home from voting this election season.


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