Usher More Sexually Desirable Than Ever After Paying Woman $1.1Million in Settlement For Giving Her Herpes
“I would take herpes with a side of chlamydia for half as much in settlement.” -Everyone with a student loan.
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Cropped Wedding Photo on LinkedIn Lands Man Job Interview
TEMPE, AZ – Local 24-year-old Justin Jorgenstern awoke at 1:30 pm to a delightful surprise: An email from Morgan Lindley, asking Justin to come in for a job interview.
Photographer Paid In “Exposure” Taking Too Long To Upload Photos
Photographer Austin Smith was recently given a “great opportunity” at “career-changing” EXPOSURE
Apple Hires Revolutionary CEO With No Inborn Passion For The Industry
Apple’s new CEO has no enthusiasm for apple products or technology.