Bernie Sanders | Zgarlic

Socialist Alligators Each Allotted One Limb Of Toddler’s Body

Alligator kills boy, Disney resort tragedy, body found,bernie sanders,gator attack, Florida, Orlando, uncounted ballots, horrific toddler death, political satire, worst memes of all time, bad satire, zoo death, animals killing children, 2016, Disney shut down, Toddler dies from alligator, number of deaths from alligators in the US per year, pulling arm of child out of alligator stomach, kid swallowed whole by crocodile, rescue failed, dad tries to save kid,

"it was remarkable how their socialist instincts kicked in when it seemed one member of the congregation hadn't yet had their fill."

…

Sperm Whales Found Dead In Florida, Stomachs Full Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots

May 26, 2016Misha Estrin 11 Comments

According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2020 election. read more

…