Socialist Alligators Each Allotted One Limb Of Toddler’s Body
"it was remarkable how their socialist instincts kicked in when it seemed one member of the congregation hadn't yet had their fill."
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Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots Found In Toddler-Eating Gator’s Stomach
Police divers on Wednesday recovered the body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed by an alligator in front of his family during a vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Florida, Stomachs Full Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots
According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2016 election.