Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots Found In Toddler-Eating Gator’s Stomach

Police divers on Wednesday recovered the body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed by an alligator in front of his family during a vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.

The child was snatched by the alligator as he played at the water’s edge on Tuesday night and dragged into a lagoon despite his parents’ effort to save him.

According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, the gator’s stomach was FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing the Democratic Presidential Nominee’s chances of winning the 2016 election.

The votes could be pivotal in the race for President, in which Hilary leads the democratic nomination by 755 delegates.

“It adds to the inconsistencies from the Democratic Party in Florida.  It just keeps adding to it,” said Florida senator Oscar Braynon.

“They’re being dealt with in a public fashion, an open public process so that everyone can witness it,” said Jerry Gewirtz, the city attorney for Tampa.

One of the questions officials should investigate is whether anyone at the resort had been feeding the alligators uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots, thus drawing the animals closer to humans on the edge of the large lake where the boy was snatched.


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