According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2016 election.
The votes could be pivotal in the race for President, in which Hilary leads the democratic nomination by 755 delegates.
“It adds to the inconsistencies from the Democratic Party in Florida. It just keeps adding to it,” said Florida senator Oscar Braynon.
“They’re being dealt with in a public fashion, an open public process so that everyone can witness it,” said Jerry Gewirtz, the city attorney for Tampa.
Written by: Misha Estrin