Hilary Clinton has come under fire for being abducted by her $19,002,111,230,332 mothership during a speech about inequality.
The Democratic Presidential Nominee rattled off an array of statistics describing rising inequality and falling economic mobility in America as she was being abducted into the Multi-Trillion-Dollar spacecraft,
Clinton’s ship is worth more than every single US household income combined yet here she is talking about how we’re going to bridge the socioeconomic inequalities in this country.
“Hilary Clinton is an aggregate fraud, & Lizard Person” Fox News reporter John Thomas composed on Twitter.
Her ship valued at $19Trillion is worth nearly as much as the US national debt. “She could sell it & get this country out of a fiscal deficit for the first time in 235 years. Yet here she is saying we need more community fundraisers to set up a couple homeless shelters.”
Although, not all Twitter users have been negative, one said, “God forbid someone works hard and buys themselves nice things”.
Another Twitter user questions if she actually made the purchase. How do we even know she bought it? Maybe the mothership equipped with a Goa’uld inertial propulsion system & Duo-Biogalactic-Timewarp HMS shields was passed down the family from generation to generation.
Hillary stated “The dream of upward mobility that made this country a model for the world feels further and further out of reach and many Americans understandably feel frustrated, even angry” as the spaceship beam closed and she was taken back to her home planet.
