Gop Healthcare Plan Provides Every American With Bootstraps To Pick Themselves Up

WASHINGTON D.C. – Trying once again to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Sens. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced a bill that would deconstruct the ACA. The revised bill aims to “bring healthcare back to the American tradition of self-sufficiency and hard work.”

Senator Graham provided some insight into the bill: “Not picking yourself up by your bootstraps is the #1 cause of death in America and the #2 cause of losing your job. If every legal citizen is provided with bootstraps, then everyone is on the same level. We all get the same opportunities.”

When asked what will happen to people who already own their own bootstraps, Senator Cassidy responded “Unfortunately, that will be a considered a pre-existing condition and those individuals will not be covered.”


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