Dip in Trump’s Poll Numbers Due to Supporters Who Died in Firework Related Accidents

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-Donald Trump’s poll numbers have plunged to new lows after thousands of his supporters died in firework related accidents this 4th of July weekend.

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Trump is now trailing Hillary Clinton by a gap that would be the largest in decades come Election Day

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GOP pollsters say they aren’t panicked about Trump loss of supporters on independence day. But even they admit that he needs to do better with people who aren’t soon to die, who make up more than half the electorate. And that starts with appealing to risk-averse married women, a key part of the Republican coalition.

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