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Gop Healthcare Plan Provides Every American With Bootstraps To Pick Themselves Up

September 22, 2017Jordan Judkins

WASHINGTON D.C. – Trying once again to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Sens. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced a bill that would deconstruct the ACA. The revised bill aims to “bring healthcare back to the American

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Politics

After Translation Error, Mexico Pays $70 Billion For Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”

August 28, 2017Jordan Judkins

August 28, 2017 – Following a tense week of communications with US President Trump, Mexico President Enrique Peña Nieto has accepted Trump’s request for Mexico to pay for The Wall. read more

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Colorado Optometrists Say It’s, Like, Totally Fine to Stare Directly at Sun During Eclipse

August 21, 2017Jordan Judkins

With so many tourists travelling through Colorado to get a better look at the sun being partially concealed for two minutes, local optometrists have been offering their advice on how to best enjoy the eclipse. read more

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Linkin Park Die Hard Fan Deletes Bad Review of The Song “Heavy”

July 21, 2017Misha Estrin

Linkin Park’s latest song “Heavy” received a harsh backlash from fans. read more

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“Comedian” Who Never Plans To Leave MN Pushes Back His “Big Move” To LA Yet Again

June 10, 2017Misha Estrin
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Self proclaimed comedian Alex Collyard is pushing back his big move to LA from JUN 17th to SEP 02 2017, due to a “few things he still needs to sort out.” Alex estimates three months will be sufficient to sort

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Cropped Wedding Photo on LinkedIn Lands Man Job Interview

April 27, 2017Jordan Judkins
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TEMPE, AZ – Local 24-year-old Justin Jorgenstern awoke at 1:30 pm to a delightful surprise: An email from Morgan Lindley, asking Justin to come in for a job interview. read more

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Microsoft Edge Voted #1 Web Browser to Download Google Chrome

April 20, 2017Jordan Judkins
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SAN JOSE, CA – The results are in: Microsoft Edge was just voted the #1 web browser to download Google Chrome.
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Healthcare Bill Would’ve Survived If It Had Health Insurance

March 25, 2017Misha Estrin
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Paul Ryan’s healthcare bill had stomach pains all morning. The bill was uninsured so when it arrived at the emergency room to seek treatment, it was sent home and told to take ibuprofen. read more

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Unemployed Man Who Wakes Up At 1pm Every Day Upset That Sun Now Sets At 5:30

February 25, 2017Misha Estrin

Unemployed man Misha Estrin who stays up until 5am every morning watching Frazier re-runs is troubled that the sun now sets at 5:30.

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Fidel Castro, Dead at 90 Leaves us a Powerful Message About Dangers Of Smoking

November 28, 2016Patrick Ryan Bauer
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The death of highly immune communist ruler Fidel Castro leaves us with the message that smoking can kill you. read more

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