Man Afraid of Friendzone Calls Everything a Date.

In els say the darnest things

Carl, a twenty something young man, is in the midst of a quandary. Carl has been
diagnosed with amicaphobia; a debilitating disease in which one is completely afraid of the friendzone.

After consulting multiple physicians, surgeons and an awkward phlebotomist named Andy, Carl decided he would call any interaction with any human alone: a date.

Carl’s decision has ultimately led to awkward situations with his parents, grandparents and children. However, this young man believes this to be his most compelling option at the time.


Written By: Aaron Bloom


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