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Student Submits Half Image for 500 Word Essay

June 13, 2016Emma Lombard
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Noting that a picture is allegedly worth a thousand words, Emma Lombard, second-year UofMN student simply pasted in half an image.

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Homeless Man Shares Diet of Free Food At UofMN Events

April 3, 2016Ben Lifson
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In a public press conference, Brandon Rumfelt, 43 year old homeless non-student, revealed his dietary secrets. Calling it both economical and ‘healthier than dumpsters’, Brandon explained that he had been living off of free food provided by the various clubs

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Fake UofM Professor Teaches Class to Appreciate Each Other, Asked to Leave by real professor

January 18, 2016Misha Estrin 1 Comment
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