Microsoft Edge Voted #1 Web Browser to Download Google Chrome
SAN JOSE, CA – The results are in: Microsoft Edge was just voted the #1 web browser to download Google Chrome.
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Photographer Paid In “Exposure” Taking Too Long To Upload Photos
Photographer Austin Smith was recently given a “great opportunity” at “career-changing” EXPOSURE
Apple Hires Revolutionary CEO With No Inborn Passion For The Industry
Apple’s new CEO has no enthusiasm for apple products or technology.
Upcoming iPhone 7 Will Not Feature Anticipated 24hr Lasting Battery
The iPhone 7 just got a lot less impressive
Reports from Apple confirmed today iPhone 7 model’s highly-anticipated 24hr lasting battery, has been cancelled due to “immature” technology. It was expected and believed that the Plus-sized variant of the upcoming
…Edward Snowden Leaks Location of Mewtwo in Pokemon Go
Former CIA employee, & contractor for the United States government, Edward Snowden leaked the location of Mewtwo, the most sought after Pokemon.
Upcoming Iphone 7 Will feature 22 New Undeletable Apps
Reports from Apple confirmed today iPhone 7 will feature 22 new undeletable apps.
Hillary Clinton Criticized For Being Abducted by Mothership Worth $19-Trillion During Speech on Inequality
Hilary Clinton has come under fire for being abducted by her $19,002,111,230,332 mothership during a speech about inequality.
Stephen Hawking Calls Trump A ‘Demagogue’ Google Search of Term Reaches All Time High
Stephen Hawking, the great explainer of cosmic mysteries, when asked to explain the political ascendance of Donald J. Trump, he said simply, “I can’t.”
China To Replace Stairs To School With Treacherous 2,625-Foot Ladder
A series of Budget Deficits forced the government in Zhaojue County China to propose a quick remedy on Friday: selling the steel from a 3-mile staircase and replacing it with a 2,625-foot bamboo ladder
New Delhi Dating App Rivals Tinder, Forces Matches
INDIA—Coming out of India this week a new app called ‘Forcer’ is taking the online dating market by storm. In what seems like an endless run of modern dating tools, companies are finding it harder than ever to differentiate themselves
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