Walmart’s Back To School Sale Includes Assault Rifles
Walmart is Selling Guns Again.
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Stephen Hawking Calls Trump A ‘Demagogue’ Google Search of Term Reaches All Time High
Stephen Hawking, the great explainer of cosmic mysteries, when asked to explain the political ascendance of Donald J. Trump, he said simply, “I can’t.”
Listening To Conservative Talk Radio In Cars With Children Illegal Starting SEP 1, 2019
Starting September 1, 2019, it will be illegal to listen to Conservative Talk Radio in a car or other vehicles, with anyone under the age of 18.
China To Replace Stairs To School With Treacherous 2,625-Foot Ladder
A series of Budget Deficits forced the government in Zhaojue County China to propose a quick remedy on Friday: selling the steel from a 3-mile staircase and replacing it with a 2,625-foot bamboo ladder
Trump: “Only Good Mexicans Are Those Who Work At My 5 Star Resorts”
When asked about a controversial immigration statement made earlier in his campaign, the real estate mogul stood firm,
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Florida, Stomachs Full Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots
According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2020 election.
Target Says Transgender People Can Use Shopping Cart That Matches Their Gender Identity
Target Corp. made it clear Tuesday that transgender people who visit its stores are welcome to use the shopping cart that aligns with their gender identity.
New Delhi Dating App Rivals Tinder, Forces Matches
INDIA—Coming out of India this week a new app called ‘Forcer’ is taking the online dating market by storm. In what seems like an endless run of modern dating tools, companies are finding it harder than ever to differentiate themselves
Environmentally-Friendly Gangster Always Makes Point to Pick Up Shell Casings
MINNEAPOLIS—Known in the Southside crime community as “The Green Gangster”, 26-year-old environmental activist and convicted felon, Luther Posey is encouraging sustainable lifestyle habits for drug kingpins and suburban moms alike.
Media Unimpressed as Bernie Barely Gets 5 Birds to Land on Podium During Rally
Bernie Sanders failed to impress major media outlets over the weekend as he barely managed to win seventy per cent of the 8 birds in three western primary rallies.