According to a press release from Georgia’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Donald Trump ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2020 election.
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved in politics
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved with any politics ©
Late-breaking polls fabricated around this publications water cooler show former Vice President Joe Biden making big gains following the staffs decision to lie about the news
WASHINGTON D.C. – Trying once again to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Sens. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced a bill that would deconstruct the ACA. The revised bill aims to “bring healthcare back to the American
Paul Ryan’s healthcare bill had stomach pains all morning. The bill was uninsured so when it arrived at the emergency room to seek treatment, it was sent home and told to take ibuprofen.