Late-breaking polls fabricated around this publications water cooler show former Vice President Joe Biden making big gains following the staffs decision to lie about the news
WASHINGTON D.C. – Trying once again to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Sens. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced a bill that would deconstruct the ACA. The revised bill aims to “bring healthcare back to the American
Paul Ryan’s healthcare bill had stomach pains all morning. The bill was uninsured so when it arrived at the emergency room to seek treatment, it was sent home and told to take ibuprofen.
-Donald Trump’s poll numbers have plunged to new lows after thousands of his supporters died in firework related accidents this 4th of July weekend.
Police divers on Wednesday recovered the body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed by an alligator in front of his family during a vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
After over a week of silence, Republican Nominee Donald Trump has responded to demands that he debate Bernie Sanders. While the business tycoon had initially been against the idea, he has since stated that he could be pursued by a
Hilary Clinton has come under fire for being abducted by her $19,002,111,230,332 mothership during a speech about inequality.