Socialist Alligators Each Allotted One Limb Of Toddler’s Body

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An onlooker noted that while the scene of wild alligators ripping the small child to shreds was unsettling, “it was remarkable how their socialist instincts kicked in when it seemed one member of the congregation hadn’t yet had their fill.”

There was an artistry to the way the ravenous creatures took turns devouring the lifeless remains of the boy.

Written by: Luke Trepanier.


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