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Upcoming Iphone 7 Will feature 22 New Undeletable Apps

July 12, 2016Misha Estrin

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Reports from Apple confirmed today iPhone 7 will feature 22 new undeletable apps. read more

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Stephen Hawking Claims There’s No Value in Studying The TV Show Seinfeld

June 30, 2016Misha Estrin

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Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking sees “absolutely no value” in studying the TV show Seinfeld because “Twentieth-century Sitcoms” couldn’t have possibly foreseen the culture and technology of today. read more

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Touching Photos Show Baby Koala Breaking Mom’s IV While She Has Surgery

June 23, 2016Misha Estrin

A six-month-old koala named Phantom was allowed to hold on to his mother, breaking her IV, while she was being operated on to treat a collapsed lung. read more

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Woman Runs Over Boyfriend With Car After Learning He Supports Trump

June 18, 2016Misha Estrin

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PHOENIX — When Misty Lee Wilke realized the man she had been having a sexual relationship with was a Trump supporter, she ran him over with a Mustang, according to court records. read more

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Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots Found In Toddler-Eating Gator’s Stomach

June 15, 2016Misha Estrin

Police divers on Wednesday recovered the body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed by an alligator in front of his family during a vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. read more

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Hillary Clinton Criticized For Being Abducted by Mothership Worth $19-Trillion During Speech on Inequality

June 8, 2016Misha Estrin

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Hilary Clinton has come under fire for being abducted by her $19,002,111,230,332 mothership during a speech about inequality. read more

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Media Upset About Lack of Controversy In Muhammad Ali’s Death

June 4, 2016Misha Estrin

I wish there was something negative to report about this, but there isn’t. Said Fox News Anchor Christie Obrien. read more

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Stephen Hawking Calls Trump A ‘Demagogue’ Google Search of Term Reaches All Time High

May 31, 2016Misha Estrin

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Stephen Hawking, the great explainer of cosmic mysteries, when asked to explain the political ascendance of Donald J. Trump, he said simply, “I can’t.” read more

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Listening To Conservative Talk Radio In Cars With Children Illegal Starting SEP 1, 2019

May 30, 2016Misha Estrin

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Starting September 1, 2019, it will be illegal to listen to Conservative Talk Radio in a car or other vehicles, with anyone under the age of 18. read more

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China To Replace Stairs To School With Treacherous 2,625-Foot Ladder

May 28, 2016Misha Estrin 1 Comment

A series of Budget Deficits forced the government in Zhaojue County China to propose a quick remedy on Friday: selling the steel from a 3-mile staircase and replacing it with a 2,625-foot bamboo ladder read more

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