Touching Photos Show Baby Koala Breaking Mom’s IV While She Has Surgery
A six-month-old koala named Phantom was allowed to hold on to his mother, breaking her IV, while she was being operated on to treat a collapsed lung.
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Woman Runs Over Boyfriend With Car After Learning He Supports Trump
PHOENIX — When Misty Lee Wilke realized the man she had been having a sexual relationship with was a Trump supporter, she ran him over with a Mustang, according to court records.
Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots Found In Toddler-Eating Gator’s Stomach
Police divers on Wednesday recovered the body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed by an alligator in front of his family during a vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Hillary Clinton Criticized For Being Abducted by Mothership Worth $19-Trillion During Speech on Inequality
Hilary Clinton has come under fire for being abducted by her $19,002,111,230,332 mothership during a speech about inequality.
Media Upset About Lack of Controversy In Muhammad Ali’s Death
I wish there was something negative to report about this, but there isn’t. Said Fox News Anchor Christie Obrien.
Stephen Hawking Calls Trump A ‘Demagogue’ Google Search of Term Reaches All Time High
Stephen Hawking, the great explainer of cosmic mysteries, when asked to explain the political ascendance of Donald J. Trump, he said simply, “I can’t.”
Listening To Conservative Talk Radio In Cars With Children Illegal Starting OCT 3, 2016
Starting October 3, 2016, it will be illegal to listen to Conservative Talk Radio in a car or other vehicles, with anyone under the age of 18.
China To Replace Stairs To School With Treacherous 2,625-Foot Ladder
A series of Budget Deficits forced the government in Zhaojue County China to propose a quick remedy on Friday: selling the steel from a 3-mile staircase and replacing it with a 2,625-foot bamboo ladder
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Florida, Stomachs Full Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots
According to a press release from Florida’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Bernie Sanders ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2016 election.
Target Says Transgender People Can Use Shopping Cart That Matches Their Gender Identity
Target Corp. made it clear Tuesday that transgender people who visit its stores are welcome to use the shopping cart that aligns with their gender identity.