Edina, MN—Almost too queasy to even comment on the study at all, a team of disgusted researchers from the University of Minnesota announced Thursday they couldn’t bring themselves to find out how much mayonnaise the Misha Estrin consumes each year.
According to a press release from Georgia’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Donald Trump ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2020 election.
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved in politics
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved with any politics ©
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved with any politics.
Oh, wow. What next, I dunno, what do you guys wanna talk about?
I hope to be well enough to return by next year.
In the meantime I hope you can find someone to financially support you.
Late-breaking polls fabricated around this publications water cooler show former Vice President Joe Biden making big gains following the staffs decision to lie about the news