Enthusiastic Trump Protesters Seal The Deal In Trump’s Impeachment
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Trump Supporters Protest Own Dignity At Capitol
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Sperm Whales Found Dead In Georgia, Stomachs Full Of Uncounted Trump Ballots
According to a press release from Georgia’s Marine Biologist Union, many of the whales had stomachs FULL of uncounted Donald Trump ballots, greatly reducing his chances of winning the 2020 election.
Local politician doesn’t do politics
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved in politics
Local politician doesn’t do politics
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved with any politics ©
Local politician doesn’t do politics
As long as I’m in office I promise to not get involved with any politics.
Comedian who just got the light is going to leave you guys with this
Oh, wow. What next, I dunno, what do you guys wanna talk about?
Work Calls In Sick To Employees
- I regret to inform you I’ve come down with a global pandemic
I hope to be well enough to return by next year.
In the meantime I hope you can find someone to financially support you.
Biden polling #1 Amongst Click Bait News Article Writers
Late-breaking polls fabricated around this publications water cooler show former Vice President Joe Biden making big gains following the staffs decision to lie about the news
Man Afraid of Friendzone Calls Everything a Date.
Carl decided he would call any interaction with any human alone: a date.